Connections of good reads, quotes, sayings and statements by learned people are as below
- Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
- Get even – live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
- Slow is when someone laps you in the hundred yard dash.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example.
Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
Lord, if you won’t make me skinny, please make all my friends fat.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
It’s not me who can’t keep a secret, it’s the people I tell that can’t.
A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
Modesty is a virtue of fools.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
My parents stayed together for forty years, but that was out of spite.
It’s hard to face the problem when the problem is your face.
I fear my inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, “Where the heck is the ceiling?
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
I used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not sure.
A drop of ink may make a million think.
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Exercise is such a bad word, that, whenever I say it, I immediately wash my mouth with chocolate!
People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
You have the right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. – Soren Kierkegaard
You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them. – Desmond Tutu
Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. – Euripides
Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life – think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success.